I've been cooking a lot lately, so just to keep things interesting:
It's time to mock more horrible fashion!
Let's start with footwear.
On to things that should not be worn on the bottom half of your body, ever. Not in public, and not at home.
Just, No. Under no circumstances. No.
Then have we got the skirt for you!!!
On, Nanette, how you have let me down. But now I know what to wear should the urge to splatter-paint arise.
Next time on Fashion Gone Wrong: I know the weather is getting warmer, but that is no excuse to wear shorts that show your lower-bum-crease. You have been warned.
On that note, I am going outside to enjoy the lovely Spring weather!