Halloween is only 234 days away!!!

Found these in an undisclosed catalogue that somehow found me again a decade and 3 apartments later...

 They're kind of so awful that I want to buy them and base my entire 2010 Halloween costume around them. Plus, as a bonus, they are black and purple, and I'm a total sucker for purple.

But those heel-webs just look like they are asking for multiple blisters and tearing all attempts at wearing pantyhose.

But they also have those classy wing-tip perforations around the toe cap! Grr...

I think I will stick to other inspirations for Halloween 2010. But they are some insane shoes, and attention had to be paid.